Circus de smokeil

[vicarz]

So I'm watching a horrible 'reality' series on Bravo, Bravo who is showing that they are just as willing to sell out as any successful multinational marketing group...about the circus de soliel (sp?) cast.

I'm stunned by how many of these athletes / performers smoke and drink. It's bloody amazing. I drink, but perhaps if I started smoking too I could become an internationally famous gymnast. 'Fuck me, I can do the iron cross' should work better than 'fuck me, I have long hair' which works pretty well, though not as well as 'fuck me, I cause drama and play other people's music in clubs.'

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[crossbonesdj.livejournal.com]

'fuck me, I cause drama and play other people's music in clubs.'

yeah, that's always a good one...or "fuck me, i'm with the band"

[syn09.livejournal.com]

Well... yeah. I smoke and drink regularly and look at me, a bitter cynical urban dweller who works for the industrial war machine, perfect gymnast material. I just choose not to...

[dissonant-etak.livejournal.com]

years ago i was an intern at the KC and several times throughout my tenure there, internationally acclaimed ballet companies came through to perform. and i often would find myself down on the loading dock along with MANY from the casts of these ballet companies, often the lead dancers, smoking up a storm.

[dodogrrl.livejournal.com]

hmm, playing it coy about your poi swinging skills?

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[syn09.livejournal.com]

Indeed, I think the last thing Cirque du Soleil needs is me on stage swinging things on fire around my head. :)

Welcome back she-who-goes-on-vacation-every-20-minutes-girl!

[translucent-eye.livejournal.com]

I remember being down at the Whitman-Walker AIDSRide cheering in some of the riders I knew last year - and was amazed at the number of people who were smoking within a minute or two of getting off their bikes. Granted the final day was their light day, but I think it was still a ride from Manassas into the city.

[kelowna.livejournal.com]

i chose "C"
'fuck me, I cause drama and play other people's music in clubs.'
what do i win?

tho, i have little interest in being fucked, being an international gymnast, smoking, drinking or watching Bravo right now.

--kelowna

[http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/]

Dude, their French. They HAVE to smoke. It's a law or something...

[translucent-eye.livejournal.com]

Not even if they were canadian smokes. Hmm...best not to tease someone while they are tired and can't fall asleep. But as far as the insomnia - I've never had a bad case of it, but a shot or two of the closest liquor has always helped me.

[dcfeline.livejournal.com]

Well...not too many of ours smoke...but...they're hearty stock! That's for sure! You'll have to come see the show this spring ;)

[valouraz.livejournal.com]

How about, fuck me because I'm good in bed...that's what I look for in a person, sexually speaking.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Well shit honey, you're not dating me then!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Bad idea. I've actually met guys who thought being 'good' in bed would 'score them chicks.' First of all, you have to get there - passing all the safety screens for physical and mental minefields. Then there's the whole 'what else' idea...I mean anybody can fuck, anybody can learn your quirks...

Getting good sex is pretty easy compared to finding someone that won't piss you off so much you only want to S&M top them with no sexual overtones.

[valouraz.livejournal.com]

NO, NO, you misunderstood...beyond all the normal screening; I would like to be with someone that I'm also sexually compatible with. I don't think that's too much to ask.

*blinkBLAblinkblink*

[kelowna.livejournal.com]

where did i fail?
where evere did i go wrong?
oh i see... you don't go for "deeejays"

--kelowna

Re: *blinkBLAblinkblink*

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Sorry boo boo, but
tho, i have little interest in being fucked, being an international gymnast, smoking, drinking or watching Bravo right now.

Without fucking, gymnastics, fucking gymnastics, gymnastic fucking, drinking, and watching Bravo I'm just at a bit of a loss. I happily do w/l the smoking.