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[vicarz]

This is my current favorite icon.
I loved my duck post.
My current favorite joke is (I think I stole this from loachie - she's a mom)

Knock knock.
Who'se there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr...
Moo.

Many adults have laughed at this. It's a knock-knock joke that makes me happy.

Oreo is a racial slur. Banana is a racial slur. What if a banana is old and turns black? What about those oreos that are yellow or green on the inside?

Comments

[mreraser.livejournal.com]

Master Shake: I'm not in the business of seeing whatever pleases you!

Meatwad: Well I'm in business.
[under his breath]
Meatwad: Business of kicking your ass, and let me tell ya, business is booming. I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt.

Meatwad: [Meatwad looks and sees Master Shake with a baseball bat] Did you hear me say that?

Master Shake: You looking to expand your business?

Meatwad: [runs away] Business is closed!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I did just catch the episode of family guy where they are all fighting...aw I could just watch that for hours.

[nixieq.livejournal.com]

i liked your duck post, too! and interrupting cow is one of my favMOOOO!!

[sunnyfunny.livejournal.com]

You forgot coconut.

:-p

[pisicutsa.livejournal.com]

banana? Are you joking or serious? For what group? I've never heard of that...

[mreraser.livejournal.com]

My favorite is the Peter playing piano and lois enters him into a competition. Stewie saying play the Incredible hulk fade out song and then walking down the road at the end .... frookin awesome!

[wabmart.livejournal.com]

The yellow oreos are black on the outside but Asian on the inside, meaning they're good at math and can't drive their hoopties.

The green ones are black on the outside but Irish on the inside, meaning they're really drunk and don't like homosexuals marching in their parades.

[wabmart.livejournal.com]

Oh come on. The best part was when he starts playing the MTM theme in competition, but about a major third up, which is exactly corrected for by Lois bumping the bench a little to the left.

[boadiccea.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!

That joke *is* funny.

I liked the duck post, too.

[mreraser.livejournal.com]

I can see his face about 2 seconds before that when he sits down to play, facing the wrong way, and he has that big grin on his face.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Irish? Maybe it's geekier than that. Martian...no wait...I've got it...

B O R G

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Banana - Asian racial slur, yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Used to insult assimilated asians.

Now coconut...Maybe it means dark hairy asians? Hawaiians?

[sunnyfunny.livejournal.com]

Coconuts are Hispanic on the outside and white on the inside... tsk tsk Jose!