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[vicarz]

It's been a while since I did a google search on myself...and wow, it turns out that in my spare time I
MADE JESUS BLEED AND MARY CRY!!!





Really, I made her cry - alot.




I'd also like to apologize to all the colored folk for this picture of me:




I have to tell you - it's pretty disconcerting to do an image search of yourself and pop up some white-sheeted people! Especially when your friggin name is José! I mean I knew I had some relatives in Texas but I never dreamed...wow they must be proud of me.

Last time I googled myself I just found my rants on Faisal's page, and my murder in Florida where my wife is implicated because the son of my wife's drug dealer shot me! Oh, and I run an "import/export business" and have a rolex.

Meme: If you woke up and I was in bed with you, you would have no first thought. You would just be tired, sore, and fucking grateful. Now shut up.


Oveheard on the metro this AM: "It's a retirement home, not a job..."

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[lilkender.livejournal.com]

In the US those are KKK outfits. In the Old World, they're um.. Catholic? Since the sign in the back says "(R)estaurante" I'd guess that's a religious parade.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and that would explain the giant shafts in their hands...oops I mena candles. I just like the most inlamatory possible interpretation of every situation!