Today was a day of small nice things
Aug. 6th, 2004 12:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzSo. I got my good performance rating. I didn't really think about it, liked it obviously but didn't think until I was headed home that I really didn't expect it. I also realized it means bonus money - that's not a bad thing.
Then I went to the gym, and picked up my old weight for the first time since I snapped my damn neck. I lifted it 6 times - not what I used to do but a ballpark figure! Happy! I had a pretty decent workout, was happy. Came home, ate a ton o' nachos and was more happy. Gym. Nachos. Happy.
I reiterate: happy posts suck.
I got COERCED into going to Alch - and had fun! The music didn't suck, and the crowd ranged from cool to visually entertaining. I had this one odd flash though - I really hadn't decided to go out until Tracy pushed my last button saying I should celebrate my work thingy. I walked into the club, and for some reason I thought about the underground club scene in Bad Influence. I found it funny that my boring government job event celebration was the 'wild club.' Neato. I really had fun, but much to my surprise they kept playing good songs (except for a nice long relaxing break of synthpop crap). I actually had to leave because I kept dancing, and I'm pushing the limits of my shin-splints already so it hurts like fuck and I know it will hurt more once it sets in. Sigh.
How to pick up a girl
1. Don't go out even thinking of picking up a girl
2. Have some girl notice you and go "Hmm."
3. Turn out to be a friend of the girl's friend.
4. Be nice, but not terribly interested in the girl.
5. Do something showy, like hug 10 friends or dance.
6. Ignore the attempts to hug or dance with you by the girl.
7. Right when she thinks you have no interest whatsoever, do something in passing like a light touch on the elbow or shoulder
8. Ignore them entirely after that.
This should lead to an infatuation that could last 6 months to 5 years. Yes kids, it's that easy. I'm not sure if this trick works unless you do it by accident when you in fact lack interest.
Then I went to the gym, and picked up my old weight for the first time since I snapped my damn neck. I lifted it 6 times - not what I used to do but a ballpark figure! Happy! I had a pretty decent workout, was happy. Came home, ate a ton o' nachos and was more happy. Gym. Nachos. Happy.
I reiterate: happy posts suck.
I got COERCED into going to Alch - and had fun! The music didn't suck, and the crowd ranged from cool to visually entertaining. I had this one odd flash though - I really hadn't decided to go out until Tracy pushed my last button saying I should celebrate my work thingy. I walked into the club, and for some reason I thought about the underground club scene in Bad Influence. I found it funny that my boring government job event celebration was the 'wild club.' Neato. I really had fun, but much to my surprise they kept playing good songs (except for a nice long relaxing break of synthpop crap). I actually had to leave because I kept dancing, and I'm pushing the limits of my shin-splints already so it hurts like fuck and I know it will hurt more once it sets in. Sigh.
How to pick up a girl
1. Don't go out even thinking of picking up a girl
2. Have some girl notice you and go "Hmm."
3. Turn out to be a friend of the girl's friend.
4. Be nice, but not terribly interested in the girl.
5. Do something showy, like hug 10 friends or dance.
6. Ignore the attempts to hug or dance with you by the girl.
7. Right when she thinks you have no interest whatsoever, do something in passing like a light touch on the elbow or shoulder
8. Ignore them entirely after that.
This should lead to an infatuation that could last 6 months to 5 years. Yes kids, it's that easy. I'm not sure if this trick works unless you do it by accident when you in fact lack interest.
