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When the asteroid hits and ever-present darkness ensues, you probably won't remember the time when skinny people that shit out everything they eat were found attractive. In a matter of food-free months, the concept of not retaining everything you eat will seem like a horrible nightmare. Atkins may become a verb meaning chewing the bark off of trees to stay alive. Skinny people will exist in abundance without diet or exercise, and in most cases without pulses. Perhaps a rare few survivors will still want to fuck skinny people, but they'll be hard pressed to bang a skinny bitch when there is nothing left but a pelvis bone.

Date: 2004-07-30 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercurialgirl.livejournal.com
Bark probably has carbs.

Date: 2004-07-30 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oontzgrrl.livejournal.com
Hehe yeah but skinny or not I am so toast when things go to shit because without my contacts or glasses I am halfway to legally blind.

Date: 2004-07-30 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefeline.livejournal.com
I love you.

Date: 2004-07-30 11:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadow27.livejournal.com
Apparently there's nothing wrong about living without a pulse

Date: 2004-07-30 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Leave it to you...and I looked at a bunch of hte links you popped out before. You may be internet king!

Date: 2004-07-30 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunnyfunny.livejournal.com
hah! I'll be one of the last to go... survival of the fattest.....

Date: 2004-07-30 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadow27.livejournal.com
I think of it as a public service

Date: 2004-07-30 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nixieq.livejournal.com
*snort* leave it to you to find the pessimistic side to everything. >:P

Date: 2004-07-30 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wabmart.livejournal.com
I could go into all the reasons this is stupid, but I've got to go to ChiarOscuro tomorrow.

By the way, I've been there at the same time as you a number of times and never been introduced. I'll be either wearing black jeans and a white button-down shirt or black slacks and a black and white mandarin-style shirt. After 11 I'm sure to be on the patio.

Date: 2004-07-31 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Yeah it would take a while.

I'm not sure what a mandarin-style is, unless that is a chinese shirt with buttons running down the front. I'll look for you, but I'm starting at a party in NW so there is a slim chance I won't make it back down there (though it's my intention to make it). Um, I'll look exactly the same as always - a slob in black shorts and a black t-shirt most likely. Pic on profile.
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