Passive aggressive bullshit

[vicarz]

I've decided to put my money where my mouth is. I'm sick of on-line 'life,' I'm sick of being positive, and I'm damn sick of being small. Therefore, I've decided to stop just training and start fighting. If anyone so much as fucking looks at me sideways, I'm going to knock them the fuck out. If I already don't like you I'll hit you for the fuck of it. Cold cocked, followed by yelling, it don't matter.

I know I'm little, but I figure if I just keep fighting I'll start winning more and more as I learn. Soon I'll be unbeatable. Bitch. Plus, once people realize I'll go to task on them - they'll stop bsing me behind my back and on-line. God, I think I have a hard-on already.

Comments

[dnaspydir.livejournal.com]

Come on now, you've studied law.... You know this post would be considered premeditation... :-)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

You're next, buddy. Pow! Right to the moon! Like Danzig!

[grymnir.livejournal.com]

the last thing you need is a hard-on! Why, someone could use it to grapple with you *gasp* ...and then...lay you out.

The only problem with the learning little by little is that you may put the smack on someone with an attitude. They may give you a lesson in ass mulching - it could happen.

'Course...I hope I have a digital camera by the time you start this, premeditated or not.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Wow...if I'm going to the skinhead ethic I better not have that grappling hard-on. Good point!

Well the problem with learning little by little is that very often just a punch or two can put you in the hospital for weeks or months.

[torena.livejournal.com]

God, I think I have a hard-on already.

HAHAHA.. if I would have been drinking something it would have been spit all over my monitor!!

[faeriemage.livejournal.com]

As a social worker, if you were my client I would have to report your intentions...

yar, baby!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Well I had to have something to show that the preceding was meant as a funny. I'm just enough of an asshat / moron to make it all believable!

[dcjester.livejournal.com]

Oh great.....now you've done it...

Come on little man! Bring it! Lets see what ya got!

Its time to du-du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

All I can think of is the skit from Kids in the Hall, where teh little guy keeps getting knockedddown in a fight, then standing back up, only to be pummeled down again, and each time everyone yells "STAY DOWN!"

[vicar.livejournal.com]

You saw my boxing debut!
There is also the fighting cry of the Tick's Mothman:
"Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Yes - that skit was awesome. When his girlfriend is yelling "Stay down!" I was rolling!

I wonder if I still have some flannel shirts tucked away...I'm far from mulleted, but there will come a day...

[seth6666.livejournal.com]

SPOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

[dcjester.livejournal.com]

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Fists of Fury - or Furious Fisting?

[redsteve.livejournal.com]

Then you definately need to start cross-dressing again! And going to sports bars!

"Yeah - you tell them in the emergency room that some guy in velvet tights whipped your sorry ass!"

[dnaspydir.livejournal.com]

Have you ever tried to take down someone from trenton?