Passive aggressive bullshit

[vicarz]

I've decided to put my money where my mouth is. I'm sick of on-line 'life,' I'm sick of being positive, and I'm damn sick of being small. Therefore, I've decided to stop just training and start fighting. If anyone so much as fucking looks at me sideways, I'm going to knock them the fuck out. If I already don't like you I'll hit you for the fuck of it. Cold cocked, followed by yelling, it don't matter.

I know I'm little, but I figure if I just keep fighting I'll start winning more and more as I learn. Soon I'll be unbeatable. Bitch. Plus, once people realize I'll go to task on them - they'll stop bsing me behind my back and on-line. God, I think I have a hard-on already.

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[shadow27.livejournal.com]

All I can think of is the skit from Kids in the Hall, where teh little guy keeps getting knockedddown in a fight, then standing back up, only to be pummeled down again, and each time everyone yells "STAY DOWN!"

[vicar.livejournal.com]

You saw my boxing debut!
There is also the fighting cry of the Tick's Mothman:
"Not in the face! Not in the face!"

Yes - that skit was awesome. When his girlfriend is yelling "Stay down!" I was rolling!

I wonder if I still have some flannel shirts tucked away...I'm far from mulleted, but there will come a day...

[seth6666.livejournal.com]

SPOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!