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Jun. 9th, 2004 11:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzWhat a long strange product roll-out it's been!
I just returned from the cafeteria where coke has taken over with their mind-control devices. I heard music from the hallway, and on entering the lunch-zone was blasted with...pop crap. Besides bad music, they had a giant counter set up with three clear tubes coming out of it. Each tube had a big red button, duck dodgers style.
Here's the deal - press the button, and a blast of CO2 sends a NEW C2 COKE flying up the tube with a blast of frost. It's like old coke, only with 1/2 the calories and a whoosh! Whoosh! It's so cool - it shoots up the tube! Yeah! Now everyone will want one! As if that wasn't enough - they give you a spring-pen with it! What is a spring pen? It's a pen that...is a spring. Only, it's a pen. It's...a spring-pen. And it says coke.
I'll tastefully not mention the teen-aged girl with the halter-top and tiny pink shorts with well-muscled legs and tight abs. She had nothing to do with the promotion and I had no reason to notice someone in such excellent shape walking around half-naked, not at her age. That would be wrong.
Speaking of hot and tiny, djpsyche gave me this gem
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I just returned from the cafeteria where coke has taken over with their mind-control devices. I heard music from the hallway, and on entering the lunch-zone was blasted with...pop crap. Besides bad music, they had a giant counter set up with three clear tubes coming out of it. Each tube had a big red button, duck dodgers style.
Here's the deal - press the button, and a blast of CO2 sends a NEW C2 COKE flying up the tube with a blast of frost. It's like old coke, only with 1/2 the calories and a whoosh! Whoosh! It's so cool - it shoots up the tube! Yeah! Now everyone will want one! As if that wasn't enough - they give you a spring-pen with it! What is a spring pen? It's a pen that...is a spring. Only, it's a pen. It's...a spring-pen. And it says coke.
I'll tastefully not mention the teen-aged girl with the halter-top and tiny pink shorts with well-muscled legs and tight abs. She had nothing to do with the promotion and I had no reason to notice someone in such excellent shape walking around half-naked, not at her age. That would be wrong.
Speaking of hot and tiny, djpsyche gave me this gem
from http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=984439&mode=voteresults
