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It's almost time. I know I'm prepared and terrified I'll screw up even though there are no consequences if I do.

I have a total hard on for this cross examination. My opening sucks - it's hard to have a theme when the answer to everything is "batshit is so obvious."

What she calls discrimination would have been harmful acts if the Agency hadn't done them.
The parties agree on the facts, only the Complainant interprets them all as having bad intent.
Bitch is cray-cray, your honor.
This case is so easy I'm going to read a quote from spongebob.
What the Complainant calls harassment, you'll recognize as "required notice before adverse actions are required by regulations."

Stop fugging aroun' ho-zay-zay

Don't be scared, don't have a hard on, just do yer fuggin jowb