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Things to have in the house in case you get sick so you don't have to leave ever. Never not have these.

1. Running water.
2. Full internet access and wacky cable channels
3. Major decongestants, enough to start a meth lab (or whatever works for you)
4. Cough drops
5. Fever reducer / pain fucker of your choice
6. Non-perishable fruit juice(s)
7. Cans of veg or chick/veg soup
8. Tissues & tp
9. pasta and sauce
10. Altoids and recreational mints
11. Washable blankets
12. Netti pot, saline packets, and food coloring for fun
13. Frozen instameals
14. big trash bins/bags
15. Tea, even if you hate tea and have coffee. Include that odd green no drugs teat too.
16. Auto dish det
17. Extra laundry bins because there is no way you're doing that now but man does it need doing