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Dec. 18th, 2012 05:48 amHow to check into a hotel room:
1. Find the luggage rack and put the suitcase on it. If there isn't a luggage rack, use a table, drawer - anything that lacks fabric.
2. Put the suitcase on it, open it up, and take out the dress pants, suit, shirt.
3. Hang the shirts and anything else wrinkled on the shower bar (because you're way too lazy to use the iron)
4. Get the tv remote and if applicable, the channel listing laminated card. Take them to the sink.
5. Clear the sink of everything but the tv remote etc. Wet a washcloth until damp, then rub on the soap. Soap the entire remote (and channel list), then wash off with damp cloth, dry with the dry part.
6. Put the remote back by the bed, then take the soapy part of the washcloth and soap the entire sink & counter area. Then soak the sink area, washing it thoroughly (let it air dry). Flip the cloth and wash anything else you might touch, light switches - whatever, at the last stage wipe the toilet seat. Toss the washcloth in the corner somewhere, it's dead.
7. Wash your hands.
8. Get a large towel, pick your favorite pillow, unsheathe the pillow, wrap in the towel, then put the pillow case back on.
9. Throw the cover/comforter on the floor
10. Put the do not disturb sign on the door - leave there the duration of your stay.
1. Find the luggage rack and put the suitcase on it. If there isn't a luggage rack, use a table, drawer - anything that lacks fabric.
2. Put the suitcase on it, open it up, and take out the dress pants, suit, shirt.
3. Hang the shirts and anything else wrinkled on the shower bar (because you're way too lazy to use the iron)
4. Get the tv remote and if applicable, the channel listing laminated card. Take them to the sink.
5. Clear the sink of everything but the tv remote etc. Wet a washcloth until damp, then rub on the soap. Soap the entire remote (and channel list), then wash off with damp cloth, dry with the dry part.
6. Put the remote back by the bed, then take the soapy part of the washcloth and soap the entire sink & counter area. Then soak the sink area, washing it thoroughly (let it air dry). Flip the cloth and wash anything else you might touch, light switches - whatever, at the last stage wipe the toilet seat. Toss the washcloth in the corner somewhere, it's dead.
7. Wash your hands.
8. Get a large towel, pick your favorite pillow, unsheathe the pillow, wrap in the towel, then put the pillow case back on.
9. Throw the cover/comforter on the floor
10. Put the do not disturb sign on the door - leave there the duration of your stay.
