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Today I hit the chiro guy for the first time in ages. He had a new eastern-block assistant at the front desk. I said I didn't need that estim thing I used to get on my elbow, and this week the issue was my glute. Despite this, she walked me back to the estim room and started to open up the attachments.

I said well sure, but .. she pointed to difference places on my lower back, I said no it really is right (pointing) there. She offered to let me set it up on myself, and I said
"Look, I don't think I need that, but I don't mind - but before we hook up those electrodes to my ass I think I might need a couple drinks first."
She actually bent over laughing.

Estim - I still think of my e-friend who refers to a setting as "God giving you head with pop-rocks in his mouth."