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I've finally got my disability! I have affirmation affect disorder. I have a deep emotional need for affirmation, which I can only satiate through twitter, facebook, and nearly constant video game playing. I'm getting a lawyer, doctor who will verify this in writing, and applying for disability retirement and handicapped plates (time is affirmation). Don't judge me because I'm the one that hurts.

I may move to Baltimore where 11% of the population is reported to be on disability. Also, I'm shorter by far than 10% of the population, so I far more deserve to be in a protected class.