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Aug. 13th, 2011 07:11 pmSpeaking of Atlanta - How to tell if something is a strip club:
1. The word exotic or club (not limited to gentlemen's) in the name
2. The word gold or platinum in the name
3. The front is a bright color, but the sides, back, parking lot, and even dumpster area is a flat matte black. Even the dumpster may be matte black.
---Strip clubs are Kabuki in the front, ninja in the back.
4. Churches nearby
5. Silhouettes on signs
6. Word in title or sign repeated 3 or more times for emphasis
7. Spotlessly clean parking lot
I saw speed traps in school zones - the lights flash based on the time of day dropping the speed limit to 25 mph. It's pretty offensive when the school is far from the road, but far more so when school is not in session. Safety was the stated reason for the law, but finance is the practice.
1. The word exotic or club (not limited to gentlemen's) in the name
2. The word gold or platinum in the name
3. The front is a bright color, but the sides, back, parking lot, and even dumpster area is a flat matte black. Even the dumpster may be matte black.
---Strip clubs are Kabuki in the front, ninja in the back.
4. Churches nearby
5. Silhouettes on signs
6. Word in title or sign repeated 3 or more times for emphasis
7. Spotlessly clean parking lot
I saw speed traps in school zones - the lights flash based on the time of day dropping the speed limit to 25 mph. It's pretty offensive when the school is far from the road, but far more so when school is not in session. Safety was the stated reason for the law, but finance is the practice.
