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How lame am I? Well, today's raging erection is discovering that the NB 760 shoes I bought from Joe's for $52 w/free shipping are "on sale" at LLBean for $75...

Why I watch cartoons:

I want to kick his ass!
I want to build a machine to kick his ass!
I want to build an EMPIRE to house the machine that kicks his ass!

We can take out his tongue..
With a knife!
Or remove 'is 'eart...
Yeah, with a knife!
A bigger knife!
A fucking knife!

Sigh...pitter patter goes my heart...