Stupid vanilla haiku

I bought a shot glass at gay pride b-more, it had a cute rainbow lightning bolt on it.
I took it home and put it in the washing machine
When I took it out, the lightning bolt was gone.

Got a gay shot glass
Got home, showered, sobered up
It turned straight on me

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I'm thinking of throwing that party I never throw. I think this one will be titled "Drunken orgy." However, it may actually be watching cartoons. Hard to say (or tell the difference).

Last call on things I'm going to sell:
irobot roomba 4100, hardly used (sucks on areas that have area rugs combined with hardwood floors - it does either fine, but up and down hills is not its thing) Has manual, wall guards, charger of course $50 or friend offer

Radar detector - RSX 3150 open box, never used. $20 (2 available - 1 box not opened I think)

Asus EAH4350 Silent vid card, open but not used, $10 or a drink the next time you see me

RAM from laptop used 2 chips 1mb each, 2rx16 PC2-5300S-555-12 / HYMP112S64CP6-Y5 AB-C / KN1GBOGD128430DC021601

Netgear 32 bit wireless PCI adapter WPN311 V1H2 open but not used $10 or a drink the next time you see me

Logictec wireless keyboard & Mouse S510 used $10 or a drink the next time you see me