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After a gorgeous long weekend, I went from "Do I have a acratchy throat?" to "Oh my god I'm dying with aches and a raging fever."

At Lisa's happy hour, some people looked at me weird when I did my brotard yell, twice, extended, with no real reason or provocation.

Today I'm stealing this link posted by a friend to tell you that douchebags are here to stay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqEBQjWRws