Imagine a world where tweet was words

Back in the office, ha, only had 9 hours off for my week of alleged leave
Am appreciated in the office, but while it feeds me (mmm affirmation) I still have a metric fuque-ton of work to do
New hobby - looking at real estate in Silver Spring, Beltsville, Bowie, Laurel, Columbia, and even Baltimore (906 tyson st, 2 1890 brick row homes merged into one with all the updates for 329k, dah-rool!)
[thank you Kobi (I think it was you) for the redfin link way back when]
Neck healing slowly, going to try and lift today anyway but will quit fast with any bad-burn, twinge, or other injury issue
good weekend, some relax time in there, cooled down about work for a tad
Love that girl, yowza. Snuck in some good quality time there.

Inappropriate use of haiku

With the cold - neglect
and the forest grows unkempt
razors a burden

Felled, once mighty oak
the cold dew sapping its strength
Behold - the acorn

Cold season, more clothes
So far beneath all those folds
tiny cold penis