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Nov. 17th, 2008 08:35 amWell I applied for that job, but it seems I was wasting my time as once I prove to the FBI that I'm not a terrorist I'll be awash in money. At first I was suspicious to this email that my bulk email caught, but it turns out to be obviously legitimate. First, the displayed email address is info@fbi.gov, though if you hit reply you get <robert.swwwmueller111@live.com> which also looks legit government site. That makes sense, as Mr. Mueller is the author of the letter. His grammar isn't good, but it's so disjointed and poorly constructed that no Nigerian could fake this level of government incompetence. They also got the exchange rate a bit off, as 15 million money sterling isn't 30 million USian currency. I am glad I got this guy to help me though, as he notes "Due To The Increased Difficulty And Unnecessary Scrutiny By The American Authorities When Funds Come From Outside Of America" he's on my side against these stupid USian burrow-cats. I just have to proof who I am, that I'm not a terrorist and drug-free, and the monies are mine - in fact the money is here in the US already, in Bank Of America. If I didn't believe this, the bottom part of the letter tells me how to avoid identify theft! I know that it's real because what theef would ever show me how to fight crime? So now ( I'm so rich it hurts ).