Fuck with me

From: (religious wacko co-worker)
(boss),
I owe you a (file). I will forward it tomorrow, GOD willing, when I get downtown in the morning..

From: (boss)
No problem. If you're able (because God is "Willing"), just send it to Jose and he can assign it to himself or (coworker).
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From: Me
I looked up this God fellow, and he doesn't appear in the employee roster - so obviously he doesn't exist. Hopefully we can find someone else to accomplish this task.

(This is also the jehova witness who was partying balls in Minneapolis, drinking and dancing (quite well I hear 2nd hand), who bolted from the hotel at 2am to see if he could late-night hookup with a woman he was dancing with at the bar - struck out and was back before 3am)

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from "The Sayings of Muad'Dib" by the Princess Irulan