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Special today - no editing!

Storytelling: I overheard an educated looking guy noting that in basic training he was being yelled at by a St "a toothless Mexican standing about 5'1". 'He said "I have a GED and (mumble mumble). And I'm going to teach you how to dig a hole." ' Not my story, but it made a fun picture in my head. I wonder, was that his story?


( THE GYM, MIRRORS, ME )

PICS TO FOLLOW

Oh. My. God. I'm turning gay. More gay. No more little bi boy, no kinda maybe, no comfortable suited fag, no - I'm going outrageous flaming gay. For me. I just...well this is sad actually, maybe I'm more Basedow silly than gay, but I just bought "Trunks." Kinda NSFW link here. They come in a package - isn't that redundant?

I. Am. So. Hawt! Good god...I'm also beneath my target weight for evening - 132.4 when I should be more around 135...but I look fawking fierce! That Basedow pose totally works too, leaning back, twisting around...what a rack!

But these trunk thingys...you can see my sweet ass dimples! Dayamn!

I can't believe I'm putting on jeans and a big floppy t-shirt to go out tonight!