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Oddly, I think I'm fighting a cold but I reported to work even though I'm approved for leave through the week. I'm so sick of studying commercial paper, with a side of employment law, that anything - even the office - is a welcome relief. As it is, I've spent most of this morning sparring with various office makes, and it's been a blast. I think this is what I hate about lawyers the most - they spar, they hone their skills by arguing about anything, and picking apart the stances of their opponents. I think Sandra and I talked about her chair for a half an hour. It was fun...what horrible things does that say about me? When did fighting become a sport?

In far more important news: DUCK PENISES!!! They're huge! They're spiraled! Recently we did a picnic/party, and saw 5 males chasing a solitary female. According to this article, that female may be hurt or killed by an assault. Further, that assault may be long and spiraled. Ok...I think that's enough duck wang for a while...back to motions.