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Oct. 26th, 2006 02:53 pmKel would die...I'm on a plane full of hockey players.
Oct. 26th, 2006
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Oct. 26th, 2006 06:57 pmSo I have a Crysler Crossfire to drive in Nebraska. How odd. You see, I am on gov travel and rented what was supposed to be an economy car...but they only had the crossfire and PTCruiser left. So for $20 daily I'm in the crossfire (sports car). I swear my cock turned into a weenis just by getting in the door - it must know this is a "compensate" vehicle. It looks good, but I don't think I like it. It zooms, but doesn't really handle as well as you'd expect. I had to turn my 1 suitcase sideways to get it in the trunk. People stare at me...but it's just because of the car. How stupid...thy're probably wondering if I have the small dick the car says I do.
I think I love this job. I spent all afternoon drilling the shit out of 3 managers in the field, learning about the players in my case and training them on what not to fuck up next time ("So, you had all the documentation that supported the memo, but when you finished the memo you disposed of it?") I'm in a decent hotel, but doubletree doesn't give you free breakfast like embassy suites. Sigh.
I want to go somewhere in my sporty car, but where? I have work to do anyway. There is a strip club down the way...I could show up in my sports car. Yeah right. Oh, I was told that in Juarez, rather than strip clubs, they are only strip clubs if you include the mutually full nude lap dances.
I think I love this job. I spent all afternoon drilling the shit out of 3 managers in the field, learning about the players in my case and training them on what not to fuck up next time ("So, you had all the documentation that supported the memo, but when you finished the memo you disposed of it?") I'm in a decent hotel, but doubletree doesn't give you free breakfast like embassy suites. Sigh.
I want to go somewhere in my sporty car, but where? I have work to do anyway. There is a strip club down the way...I could show up in my sports car. Yeah right. Oh, I was told that in Juarez, rather than strip clubs, they are only strip clubs if you include the mutually full nude lap dances.