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Remember how I created the "truffle diet?" I bought huge bags of mint and dark chocolate lindt truffles, and ate them with and between every meal. I was so paranoid that I'd put on weight that I did the cardio I loathe. I ate about 5 lbs of chocolate a week, and lost 2 lbs or so. Well, a fellow has created what he calls "intuitive eating." You eat whatever and whenver you want, and surround yourself with foods you want to eat. The only catch is you can only eat when you're hungry, you gotta exercise, and you stop eating when you're not hungry. Sounds like when I created the truffle diet, I should have written a book. I could have been rich (and died fat like Atkins) off of my scam.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051204/ap_on_he_me/fit_intuitive_eating

I looked at some pictures of myself from a few years ago, and am amazed at how different my body is. I have more arms, far more back, and far more leg mass then I did. I also think that back then I really did have a pot belly. Boxing and walking the Kelowna have really done wonders for my physique!

In other news - lunatic ranting rules! You thought my comments on Manson were incoherent?
http://california.tribe.net/event/dd43a7e3-3b8c-47a3-8a88-57ced2122626
(from a bud who remains nameless)

When was the last time I posted multiple times in a day?

Please note my "friends only" post is of course a passive-aggressive jab, yes, but one aimed at a large number of people. I discount bad behavior when it has no specific victim but a class.

In boxing coach screwed up the count. Someone joked "He can't count to ten with his gloves on." Coach held up his glove: "Guess what finger I'm holding up now!?"

Perspective:
Today I was walking home and saw a guy peering into the bushes. As I approached, he walked further down and took his camera out by a larger set of bushes.
Oh yeah, that's quite a colony there!
Huh?
The rats, it's a large colony there.
Oh?! I was uh...just taking a picture as the snow covered the leaves of this bush. There are rats here?
Oh yeah, tons of them! They have a colony with a series of tunnels under the bushes.
Oh. I wondered what that rustling was.
Yeah they go back and forth between here and the dumpster. They keep poisoning them too, but somehow they manage to keep making it.
Oh.

I guess the things I notice and appreciate are a little different. I love to peek and see if I can catch a glimpse of one of these mammalian parasites when I go to and return from work. I suppose snow on a leaf is cute too...

Oh, and while I'm being passive aggressive about stuff - I know that you know that I know that you're not a photographer for real. Still, the "This is a picture of something you see every day, only now very close up," motif is really really really tired. It's tired like plain girls naked on the net in black and white. Really. It's been done. Move on.

Yeah I know. Sorry. You should see me when I'm in a bad mood.