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I have been working on my resume and KSA statements most of today. Rather than look at them myself to review them, I think I'll just stick them in my LJ behind a cut. A couple of people have been asking me for resume, KSA, and government employment advice, so here is what me looks like to a recruiter-clerk (unformatted coz IB lazy). I put this here for my friends to see a sample, rip on me if it blows, brag about my career, and kill some time.
1. Get a gov job by poking around the easy-to-use site: http://www.usajobs.opm.gov/

( Cover Letter - perhaps I should just send my shirtless pic instead? )

( Resume - you'll forgive the lack of formatting in the LJ version? )

( Holy Poo-on-a-stick, I fucking hate KSAs )