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Feb. 15th, 2005 07:28 amIt's been a while since I did a google search on myself...and wow, it turns out that in my spare time I
MADE JESUS BLEED AND MARY CRY!!!
( No seriously, god hates me and it's on film )
I'd also like to apologize to all the colored folk for this picture of me:
( It's a white sheet of god, you see )
Last time I googled myself I just found my rants on Faisal's page, and my murder in Florida where my wife is implicated because the son of my wife's drug dealer shot me! Oh, and I run an "import/export business" and have a rolex.
Meme: If you woke up and I was in bed with you, you would have no first thought. You would just be tired, sore, and fucking grateful. Now shut up.
Oveheard on the metro this AM: "It's a retirement home, not a job..."
MADE JESUS BLEED AND MARY CRY!!!
( No seriously, god hates me and it's on film )
I'd also like to apologize to all the colored folk for this picture of me:
( It's a white sheet of god, you see )
Last time I googled myself I just found my rants on Faisal's page, and my murder in Florida where my wife is implicated because the son of my wife's drug dealer shot me! Oh, and I run an "import/export business" and have a rolex.
Meme: If you woke up and I was in bed with you, you would have no first thought. You would just be tired, sore, and fucking grateful. Now shut up.
Oveheard on the metro this AM: "It's a retirement home, not a job..."
