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Sep. 30th, 2004 03:45 pmVoting tidbits:
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From Savage Love, trashing Naderites: http://www.theonionavclub.com/savagelove/index.php?issue=4039
I have been reading through some old Savage Love columns on the web, and I noticed that you have made a handful of predictions that have since come true: Ellen and Anne broke up, Billy Bob and Angelina split, and, most horribly, Gore lost to Bush by a margin less than the total votes Nader got in certain swing states. Subsequently, it was true, as you predicted, that "putting Bush in the White House not only won't create a viable third party, but will have devastating consequences for women, gays and lesbians, the environment, the Supreme Court, and the poor." The lesson, as always, is that Dan is always right. Just say NO to Nader and Bush in 2004!
A Big Fan
I'm not always right, ABF, although I was right about egomaniacal asswipe Ralph Nader and his deluded followers. While Gore did himself no favors—running away from Clinton, picking a running mate who looked and campaigned like he had a used tampon in his mouth—it's the Nader voters who are most responsible for inflicting the Bush kakistocracy on their fellow Americans. Any man fool enough to vote for Nader this time around deserves to have his virilia sliced off and stuffed down his fool throat; any woman who votes for Nader deserves to have the reputation of a disease-ridden lovertine.
Eh - I think we might want to trash the people that vote for Bush before the Nader folk...
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_blackjack_
From Savage Love, trashing Naderites: http://www.theonionavclub.com/savagelove/index.php?issue=4039
I have been reading through some old Savage Love columns on the web, and I noticed that you have made a handful of predictions that have since come true: Ellen and Anne broke up, Billy Bob and Angelina split, and, most horribly, Gore lost to Bush by a margin less than the total votes Nader got in certain swing states. Subsequently, it was true, as you predicted, that "putting Bush in the White House not only won't create a viable third party, but will have devastating consequences for women, gays and lesbians, the environment, the Supreme Court, and the poor." The lesson, as always, is that Dan is always right. Just say NO to Nader and Bush in 2004!
A Big Fan
I'm not always right, ABF, although I was right about egomaniacal asswipe Ralph Nader and his deluded followers. While Gore did himself no favors—running away from Clinton, picking a running mate who looked and campaigned like he had a used tampon in his mouth—it's the Nader voters who are most responsible for inflicting the Bush kakistocracy on their fellow Americans. Any man fool enough to vote for Nader this time around deserves to have his virilia sliced off and stuffed down his fool throat; any woman who votes for Nader deserves to have the reputation of a disease-ridden lovertine.
Eh - I think we might want to trash the people that vote for Bush before the Nader folk...
