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Last night at chairschool:
Eva!? James!
Next time someone asks me more than 2 times if I want a shot, never mind like 7 times, I will pummel them in response. There is never a reason or excuse to do a shot. No means no for fucking, drugs, and booze is a drug. This seems clearer this morning...
"For just $25, you can take Slash home with you." (interpreted)
It's perfectly fine to jostle my cock with the back of your hand while you strap me into the leather straight-jacket.
"You're the only guy my husband doesn't mind me flirting with!"
"No he really does martial arts, not like everyone else who says they are great after they studied for 2 years 10 years ago.
Brad described me as politically centrist.
I should have talked to Sue longer since she's leaving. I miss Sue.
Spikes are allowed.
Seth cautioned me not to fall for the 'lifer' mentality, to go out and practice law. I saw the restraint his new salary has given him as he didn't pummel me when I revealed 13 step 4.
Kirstin had a really neat shirt on and told me where I could get the boy version.
I was asked if I wanted to meet the really hot short Asian girl I was saying was really hot and danced very well, who it turned out was a friend of a friend. I declined, specifically ran away and hid.
My really hot friend whose name I always forget was looking extra hot in her outfit, though I never saw her with the top off.
I avoided lipstick.