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Today would be day 5 without caffeine. I didn't quit - I just, on a whim, decided on monday not to drink any more of that diet soda crap. I expected a headache or being tired at some point, but it never happened. Neato - I wasn't addicted after all. I might have some today as it's 3:30am and I'm up. I think eating in restaurants of any type after say 6pm means I will be awake at some ungodly hour.

Fuck politics - I suggest you send your cash donations to: http://www.illwillpress.com/
(ok I can't figure out how to link to specific vids - use the main page)
( Foamy is my lord and master )

I hate starbucks: and Fatkins diets: (available here: http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html)

I'm not kidding - enjoy this shit while you can. It is already available in Hot Topic, which means soon a bunch of kids who think Linkin Park is rebellious (name one thing they're mad about) will be touting it as gospel. You should bandwagon now - while I tout it as gospel.

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When the asteroid hits and ever-present darkness ensues, you probably won't remember the time when skinny people that shit out everything they eat were found attractive. In a matter of food-free months, the concept of not retaining everything you eat will seem like a horrible nightmare. Atkins may become a verb meaning chewing the bark off of trees to stay alive. Skinny people will exist in abundance without diet or exercise, and in most cases without pulses. Perhaps a rare few survivors will still want to fuck skinny people, but they'll be hard pressed to bang a skinny bitch when there is nothing left but a pelvis bone.