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I know it was a beautiful weekend, and that people don't know how craptacular my life has been lately. Still, I feel a little pang of anger each time someone asks me how my weekend was. Everything was back to normal physically - went to the gym rah rah for minor leg and ab work, but now I have a swelling on my left wrist.

Obviously I am allergic to masturbation. Why did my tongue start? I'm very flexible. Hairy palms are next.
Joke #2 - you know, if a part of my body is going to swell and be twice to four times as large as normal, I should at least to be able to pick it! "A generous swelling of pride..." I'm serious - I've seen a lot of cable tv as of late, and it turns out that somehow taking a pill once a day to make your genetallia larger is 'natural.'

I'm still a little rusty on the statute of frauds. Contracts exam Friday, Torts on Wed, then CivPro Mon 5/3. Paper turned in.