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I'm a tard.
My lip has swelled up to the size of a baseball since last night. I look really really really fucked up. Seeing the Drs later, but they don't open for an hour. I can't really talk right now, as in physically can't speak well. Thowb lie dibs.

This is fucking ridiculous.

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Laugh it off
Ok, I just made two people who noticed that my face resembles why you should not unhinge your jaw and attempt to swallow a softball whole...or lose a boxing match to a midget...laugh their asses off. Since my lower lip is huge, black people have been looking at me REALLY WEIRD all day - pardon the stereotype but today it was true and damn funny.

So, my tendency is to make fun of anything wrong, especially very especially if it is about me. I hate moping, by me or others. I am dealing with this the way I deal with all pain - jokes. It is a huge tension release not only for me, but for everyone around you. Keep this in mind when you're feeling grumpy when your body freaks out on you for no reason. Mock it, and fight back with laughter!