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I think I may give the caffeine a rest. I knew it was addictive, I knew it constricted blood vessels, but I didn't know it had a half-life of 6 hours in the body, and that it meant you would get a lower quality of sleep when you did sleep. I'm not going to cold-turkey, but the diet-soda instead of water regiment is about to come to a close. I can't vouch for the accuracy of these claims, but since I don't need either the drug or the fake sugar - certainly not in the quantities I've been sucking down, cutting back before exams might not be a bad idea. I mean I'm a lil slow to start with - who needs restricted brain flow?

http://home.howstuffworks.com/caffeine1.htm

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So if you thought I was cranky before, you motherfuckingworthlesscocksucker...

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When the hurly-burly's done, when the battle's lost, and won.
Where the place? Upon the heath, and there to meet Macbeth.
Paddock calls (anon). Fair is foul and foul is fair. Hover upon the fog, and filthy air.
Or a four star cheeseball hotel on top of a cheesy casino May 27 - June 2!http://www.applevacations.com/servlet/SiteController/hotels/hotels.jsp?HotelCode=200212
Bafuckinghamas bay-bee!

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Oh this sucks: It turns out you are allowed to eat in Hooters and be reimbursed on official government travel. There is no way that should be the case. It's not like you went to Fridays and happened to have a cute waitress, it's a boob joint. Ew. Technically it's a restaurant, but it is one that is a) sleazy and b) is allowed for some reason to discriminate on the basis of gender in employment.

What if there was a restaurant called "White guys!?" They only hire white guys, where anyone can go and have white guys serve them food! Yay! It's blatant discrimination, cheesy and sleazy, but now you can spend federal taxpayer dollars eating there. Ick, ick I say.

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If you though the atkins diet fad was insane, get a load of this trip to dieting yester-year! http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html