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Judgments part 106.3 (e)
So I'm talking to the girl I judged as snotty trash, noticing she has a slight southern inflection in her voice, when she mentions that she just bought the new Britney Spears and has been listening to it, like, all day. My head nearly explodes. She's an adult, intelligent enough to get into law school, yet she enjoys Britney Spears. Illogical. Illogical. You are the creator. Error. Must ster-i-lize...

My ePenis:
ATHALON 10.00 GGZ
1.2 GHZ OF PUPKIN RAM
ABIT MOBO WITH SPARK PLUGS, SERVO MOTOR, ONBOARD CUTTING BOARD
KEYBOARD OVERCLOCKED TO HAVE SEVEN "G" KEYS
MONITOR THE SIZE OF MY FAT FRIGGING TUSHIE
SCORE ON MONSTERTUFF ePENIS BENCHMARKING PROGRAM: 738220389.828736726263447884432392929482334546

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I am stunned by the number of steps you have to take to NOT give a government employee their step increase. To not give someone their WGI (within-grade increase):
( How to not give a gummint raise )

Yowza. Next week I’ll explain what it takes to remove someone from employment who has been on worker’s comp for 3 years after allegedly slipping on a peanut in the break room with no witnesses.