Jan. 11th, 2004
Never let a week go by without checking the Onion, sick or not. First of all, geek stories is moving to their own website: http://www.patheticgeekstories.com
More importantly, Savage Love. http://www.theonionavclub.com/4001/savage.html
This week's godly quoteables:
"Men who are turned on tend to stroke themselves, you freaking dumbass."
"The results of SPISL's experiments have yet to be verified, of course, but we're working on it here at Savage Labs. I'll give a full report when my intern returns from his holiday break and drinks the cup of piss I left on his desk."
He's a god, a fucking god!
More importantly, Savage Love. http://www.theonionavclub.com/4001/savage.html
This week's godly quoteables:
"Men who are turned on tend to stroke themselves, you freaking dumbass."
"The results of SPISL's experiments have yet to be verified, of course, but we're working on it here at Savage Labs. I'll give a full report when my intern returns from his holiday break and drinks the cup of piss I left on his desk."
He's a god, a fucking god!
