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I'm not sick I'm dead. Ok I can't complain since it's been about a year since I got ill, but man am I making up for lost time. Sick of OJ, echinacea, and legal drugs that make the room spin and my mind go LA LA LA LA! I've been so sick that rather than playing video games or watching TV I've actually JUST been in bed.

Reagan...I mean Bush has this weird plan to allow illegal immigrants to stay in the country legally for 3 years if they can show they have a job. Uh, with what incentive to do so? If they don't register, they can stay indefinitely. What am I missing here? I love this token tossed to the hispanic community just in time for the election. "See, I don't hate dirty brown people - I'll let you mow my lawn for a wage a citizen would not accept!"

I sat next to a girl that I pegged as a snob. I've talked to her a few times since I judged her, and she seems nice. I would love to keep being wrong with my negative assessments. She's still scared to look at her exam grade - I really tried to console her and told her that I was not exaggerating when I say I thought that I had only gotten maybe 1 in 4 or 5 right - same as chance. She still won't look.

I was going to be most embarrassed to tell Rik and Eva what my grade was, as they shared in my neuroticism with grades, but both did well. Who knows, maybe I bombed the classes I think I did well in. Our torts professor already sheepishly confessed that he got some of the best exam answers he's ever received from our class, but while we all did far better than he's used to it's still a curve.

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Some geek used the LJ-abuse function to ban the chiaro-scuro account.
""Dear LiveJournal User chiaro_oscuro,

It has come to our attention that your account exists for the sole purpose of
promoting your business. As this is prohibited by LiveJournal's Terms of Service,
your account has been suspended. Furthermore, as your community chiaroscuro_dc
was also used for the same activity, it has also been suspended."

Lovely - does this mean that every friggin time that someone gets mad at a DJ, is in competition with their night, wants their gf/bf, feel slighted personally, or gets a wild hair up their ass - that they'll shut down the club or band's LJ?

What cowardly pussies, unbelievable.

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I have a new theory - I'm not sick at all! I am a mutant, which explains why I don't get along with you genetically inferior creatures. I have foolishly been listening to your encouragement to remove the mucus that pours from ears, nose, and mouth. It occurs to me now that my body would not produce such vast amounts of this sticky fluid without purpose! It took me some time to figure out what the purpose was, but now I see - it's to form a cocoon.

So, it's time I stopped fighting evolution and embraced it. To that end, rather than throwing away this precious fluid - I will be smearing it on my body. When I have covered my body, the sticky goodness will become a hard crystalline shell. Within this protective chamber I will liquefy and reform as a superior being! Perhaps I'll be that hot blue chick in X2.