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Dec. 26th, 2003
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Dec. 26th, 2003 08:20 pmI didn't want to do a xmas post on xmas - why acknowledge the holiday? Still, on xmas I gathered my mail, which had xmassy cards in it. I note that most of my cards were generic in terms of holiday - so I'm happy that people accommodated my lack of guy-nailed-to-crossitude.
In the bunch I had a card from my sister. Inside the card were pictures of my sister's children. I looked at the pictures. I put them down. I picked them up again, and looked at them carefully. I then stood up, walked to the kitchen, dropped my pants, and PUT MY FUCKING BALLS IN THE MICROWAVE!
In the bunch I had a card from my sister. Inside the card were pictures of my sister's children. I looked at the pictures. I put them down. I picked them up again, and looked at them carefully. I then stood up, walked to the kitchen, dropped my pants, and PUT MY FUCKING BALLS IN THE MICROWAVE!