Why I didn't go out last night

I have had a really stressful week, so last night I decided I really just needed some me time. So, I lit a bunch of candles and put on some soft mysic. I poured some lavender scented oils in the tub and ran a steamy hot bath, adding just a touch of bubbly-bubbles towards the end. I gently dipped myself into the steamy broth and leaned back to relax.

Then I realized I'm a guy.