'allo teen - statement of purpose

Well I made it to the theatre store and managed to pick up green face paint, red eye shadow, and green super-temporary hair spray. This crap put me out about $25, yeesh. My own punishment for putting this off for so long. I don't mind supporting the artsy store though, very high geek factor on the employees. I will be Zimmed baby! I hit a bunch of web sites to see what I need - all I think I lack now are pipe cleaners with which to make zim-like antenna. I also need to put black lines on my red shirt, but the tights-boots-gloves were no challenge at all. Neither were the bulging eyes or power-oriented psychoses. "Li-es!"

I'm forgetting to put something here.

I'm going to put my draft statement of purpose on here, in case anyone is bored and / or wants to rip it up. It's not very good. I'd do one of those links - it's too long to post w/o being a rude bunghole - but I can't figure out how to do that. It'll be comment #1.

Lies! Be gone, human larvae! The stench of clean green...

Well the green hair spray SUCKS - color is too similar to pea soup ICK!!! Lucky for me the easily washable face stuff is ez to smear on my hair as well...now that my hair is shelack'd to my head. The whorish coral red blush is just fine on my eyelids though, so I've got lots of Zim karma. The green face stuff - wow. I am very fucking green.

I lack antenna, sigh. I can't believe in 2 stores I couldn't find decent pipe cleaners.

I am one happy little zim though - let's see if people get it! D O O M ! ! !