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[vicarz]

Mother of god...twice

I had to leave a metro car today BECAUSE SOMEONE FARTED!!! I don't mean farted, I don't mean toot, I don't mean wow what is that an egg...I mean saren mustard sulphur gas in great green swirls...mother of god...oh the humanity...the horror...the horror...
Farts should be blue and very visual, preferably with arrows indicating source. I would seriously have hit someone for doing that, unfrigginbelievable. To make a smell like that, in that QUANTITY they better have a fucking medic alert bracelet.

Ganked the everyday life from wabmart
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NO MEANS NO Oh well I give, ok.
http://home.comcast.net/~mrartemis/ddautta_play.html
Also could be called "It's not just a phase!"
from tony_laetrile

Comments

[kernelpanic.livejournal.com]

he who smelt it, dealt it.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what the association is between rhyme and conclusion, but no. If my intestines had been filled with fermented eggs and cottege cheese, then flipped inside out on the subway, I would have noticed.

[acogswell.livejournal.com]

That bunny was determined. Has to be the cutest thing that I have seen in a long while. Wait, I haven't see YOU in awhile. :)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Awwww!!! < *Blush* >

[ex-djsolarie664.livejournal.com]

That happened to me! I had someone fart in my car in Valet'! At least you were able to leave the fucking metro car. I had a four hour drive home!

----Carolynn

[nixieq.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA your fart story and accompanying visuals just gave me the best laugh i've had all day. (although you have my sympathies, too. >;)