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vicarz ([personal profile] vicarz) wrote2004-02-09 01:54 pm

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I have the VD itch. Really.

I have seen and heard a lot of commercials. I see red and pink everywhere. I have money, watch media, and am American. I want love. So, I went shopping. I bought diamonds. I bought roses. I bought cards. I bought chocolate, the expensive kind in a ruffley box. I think I've pretty much done everything.

So where's the love? I am looking for the hot (i.e. tall, blonde, skinny, quiet, dumb) girl I'm supposed to be with. I've got all the stuff - now who do I give it to? It's like, I've paid for the moment, but I don't know when it is. I mean I guess it's 2/14, but what do I do? Where do I go? How do I meet this person I've paid so much for on credit?

[identity profile] oontzgrrl.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I have the VD itch. Really.



SO glad I decided to read past that line. :)

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[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2004-02-09 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the best holiday acronym of them all! I think it's all downhill after the first line, 2b honest.

Psst! I can see down your shirt!