WHEN I DIE

[vicarz]

Specifically: when I die driving drunk in my Chevy Nova to the nearest town that sells liquor, on the way back when I cross the median on the interstate, hitting a tree first with the car and then with my face as I failed to strap on...a seat belt...please do not do anything that could cause me to be on this page:
http://www.porkjerky.com/rip.htm

Just say no to roadside memorials. Denny's will find another assistant manager. Please. Do it for the children.

Comments

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Comment this web page generated in my office:
Drunk driving is birth control for rednecks.