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[vicarz]

I'm getting a pet! I don't know what kind yet, I think a cat because I'm away so much it wouldn't be fair to get a dog. Maybe a chinchilla, if you can litter train them. I don't want a pet, or the burden of all that extra cleaning, or the vet bills. It's just that...well if I have a pet, then I won't technically be talking to myself, right?


I cannot tell you how much I don't care about M. Jackson, but I was making fun of Brooke Shields for contracts the other day. A comparison:
Brooke Shields: 5'11", 130 lbs
Did kiddie erotica at 13 with parental consent
Michael Jacko: 5'11", 120 lbs
Did kiddie performances as instructed by abusive father
(later behavior to be determined in court, innocent until proven otherwise)

What, being famous prevents having a burrito once in a while? All that money and you can't eat food? I am 5'5", 145 for comparison. Granted I have a lot of muscle, and the last 5 lbs is definately flub, but compare me to these freaks!

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[shadow27.livejournal.com]

I don't know if chinchillas can be litter trained, but they're small enough that you can keep them in a cage while you're out. You'll also have to keep a bowl of pumice around for it to roll in.

(I almost owned a chinchilla)