Don't worry, it'll be more like:

"He wanted to be remembered for his abs and his ass, but mostly what remains is his vitriol and sarcasm. We're right now lobbying for portions of Arlington and LJ to be listed as superfund sites so that we can get the help we need to wipe clean minds and unstain brains of the sarcasm and scorn he projectile vomited over the public sphere...those few times he chose to drop the truffles and vodka."