Stupid vanilla haiku
I bought a shot glass at gay pride b-more, it had a cute rainbow lightning bolt on it.
I took it home and put it in the washing machine
When I took it out, the lightning bolt was gone.
Got a gay shot glass
Got home, showered, sobered up
It turned straight on me
I took it home and put it in the washing machine
When I took it out, the lightning bolt was gone.
Got a gay shot glass
Got home, showered, sobered up
It turned straight on me