I grinned the whole way reading it. :-)

I had it with the people I work with today, and finally told them "if it truly is going to do such damage to the economy/country/american way, then I'm sure that when your party gets into power it will be their #1 priority", and thereby inferring that if they don't change it, they're just screaming foul to get people polarized, not because it truly is a danger.