Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king. [Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat] Messenger: Madman! You're a madman! King Leonidas: Liking and Tweeting? You'll find plenty of both down there. Messenger: No man, geek or dork, no man threatens a messenger! King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered WoW avatars to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with pointless quizzes and memes! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same! Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness! King Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS LIVEJOURNAL!
Heehee--couldn't resist!
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Liking and Tweeting? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, geek or dork, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered WoW avatars to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with pointless quizzes and memes! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness? THIS IS LIVEJOURNAL!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]