If it weren't for that one episode of the young ones, I wouldn't have any idea what you were talking about! Bloody yanks don't pay licenses (but our tv sucks balls for free, with ads).

Ah ha! That old trick! Eat the tele before the inspector can get inside!?
Naw - it's a toaster!
You young yobo! I'll wait. I know HOW to wait! And when that tele...comes out the other end...