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Man, this would be a really shitty time to die for me.

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no ice cream?

Did you just order new custom curtains?

Are you in the middle of performing open-heart surgery or something?

Is that a likelihood? I'd rather you didn't.

I got nothin'.

Baking cookies?

Even the dead have priorities...

I am proving I don't believe in jinxes. On LJ.

I don't believe in jinxes, but I am quite sure I will die an ironic death.

lord of the oblique reference. I, on the other hand, am not certain that this *would* be a shitty time for me to do so. I'll know for sure in 47 hours.

If you've got some particularly vile porn playing, questionable items inserted in your various orifices and are wearing an outfit that would astound even your friends, then why did you invite the local news reporters over and what the hell are you doing posting to LJ?

T'was the last thought to go through Elvis' mind, wasn't it?

When would be a convenient time for you to die, I could pencil it in?

Actually I think it would be a shitty time for the rest of us if you died. We would all have to hang around and deal with it. You'd be gone. Sheesh. This is totally irresponsible of you !!

Is there ever a good time?

I tend to think so, but rarely are we routing for it.

We are always en route to it.

I think you mean we are rarely rooting for it.

--k

Could you get someone else to die for you? Perhaps someone from a developing country? Now that would be outsourcing!

OK, I won't die for you then.

You're not Prince...

I believe it's been established that I'm going to beat you to death with a cast iron skillet.

Yes, it would.

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