KIDDING, Jose. there's no way. at some point, in my current office, I will probably need a security clearance. The way the law is moving... everyone in my field will need one.

also, i've been put on several folk's applications for security clearance (i've been listed as a contact point for at least three friends requiring clearances) in addition to having already supplied a clearance to a former neighbor so technically speaking, my name would come up in a hit within somebody's database.

but, interesting.