she's not a skank. she's actually a good girl which is why her heart was broken when one of her ex-bfs broke up with her by changing his profile status from "in a relationship" to "single" on facebook.

Being morbidly amused is a condition of employment where I work. Pardon my laughter.

Would it be inappropriate to sell the daughter my license when we all go to dance performance tomorrow? I bet the price went up for such things. In my day and age i think we bought 'em for 25 bucks. I'm sure, during intermission, I can probably hiss something, like, "100 bucks" at her and she'll bite. That is, if she's got access to her bank account by friday.